Work / Hire / Commission

We will make such strange and curious things for you.

  • Samples of all work can be found in the Portfolio.
  • Requests can be made and discussed over email or Twitter (see Contact),.
  • Open to NSFW/18+ commissions.
  • Transactions are handled through Ko-fi or Paypal.
  • Note that requests for work with additional requirements (tight deadlines, high-volume work, contracts e.t.c.) may be priced differently.

Content Writing

Fiction Writing

Writing and developing scenes, backstories or mood pieces for personal original characters, roleplaying characters and extended universes, creating lore and fic for conworlds and original settings.

  • $25 for up to 1,000 words, + $10 per 1,000 words thereafter
  • Specialist subjects: M/M fic, narratives with queer characters, witchcraft, the occult and supernatural, Victoriana, orcs, monsters, furry.
  • Samples: The Netherhall Experiments (Writing Sample); Monstrous Lore.

Game  Writing

Writing for games, including interactive narrative, dialogue, item descriptions, romance routes, sex scenes, lore entries or mood/atmosphere pieces.

Content/Feature/SEO Writing

Writing blogposts, guest features or articles for SEO on a variety of topics.

Interactive Narrative/Twine Games

Creating a short twine game based on characters, themes and narratives requested.

  • $50, + $negotiable for additional requested complexity (e.g. branching narratives, specialised game mechanics)
  • Specialist subjects: M/M, narratives with queer characters, witchcraft, the occult and supernatural, Victoriana, orcs, monsters, furry.
  • Samples: BEHEMOTH (, Hypnagogue (


Illustrating characters and scenes, and creating cover art.

Tarot Readings

Each Tarot reading comes with a card-by-card analysis and interpretation, an overall summary, and a photo of the cards in your spread. Note that Tarot readings aren’t foolproof and 100% accurate systems of predictions, and future decisions should not be based off of a reading alone!

All Tarot readings are handled through Ko-fi, or Patreon for subscribers.

  • $3 for a 3-card reading, $6 for a 6-card reading, $9 for a 10-card Celtic Cross reading (for all readings except Extensive Readings.)
  • General Reading: A general overview of your situation at present; no specific question or direction, using the cards to suggest a particular issue.
  • Specific Reading: A reading to explore one question or issue in particular, where all of the cards will be interpreted in light of that question/issue.
  • Creative Reading: Ideas and inspiration for original characters or settings, such as suggestions for character backgrounds, possible plotlines for future roleplaying campaigns, looking at narrative problems from different perspectives, or something similar.
  • Extensive Reading: A more in-depth reading, either involving more cards, with more complex and specific requirements, or which are required to be repeated regularly. This may include tarot readings for businesses, queries with multiple questions, queries with two or more possible options, or for those requiring more esoteric/occult interpretations of the cards (good for those with a background in the occult). Extensive readings’ costs are negotiated based on requirements: get in touch through the contact page for more information.
  • Patreon supporters on the Conjuror or Wych tiers can request a 3-card or 6-card Tarot reading each month.


Sourcing the origin of weird possibly-occult symbols or things you’ve found; suggestions for where to look for further information on occult topics or areas of interest; consultation on occult and magickal art, narratives and history in fiction; discussing experiences and interpreting them through potential occult lenses. Information is presented without dogma or commitment to one particular religious or spiritual practice, and is provided as context/routes for exploration rather than as definitive and authoritative orthodoxy.

  • Consultation is usually a pay-what-you-want donation after the consultation itself, larger projects or more extensive consultations are open to negotiation.

Dream Projects

Any commissions that check off something from this list of oddnesses might be eligible for a discount with discussion!

  • Orcs
  • Nonfiction commissions exploring modern or postmodern magick and the occult
  • Scripts/theme & scene directions/dialogue for queer erotica

The Price the Two Pay Will Be The Third: We Know the Devil, a review

Messy queer teenage emotions, a conflicted religious upbringing and imbalanced relationship dynamics are all things that many LGBTQ people have had to learn to deal with as part of growing up. Thankfully, very few of us also have to deal with the literal devil on top of that – but the trio of teenage protagonists in horror visual-novel We Know the Devil have no choice but to contend with all of these things over the course of one fateful night in an abandoned shack near their religious youth camp.

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Fear for the Flesh: Francis Bacon’s Influence on Silent Hill

The Silent Hill series draws upon a vast range of artists and media for the inspiration behind its macabre setting, its disturbing and suggestive monsters, and its unsettling stories; the work of David Lynch (especially Lost Highway and Mulholland Drive), Adrian Lyne’s Jacob’s Ladder, Stephen King’s “The Mist”, and many more. Of particular importance is Francis Bacon (1909 – 1992), a gay Irish/English figurative painter whose artwork frequently explores themes of dread, violence, sexuality and the human condition – there are strong parallels between Francis Bacon’s work and the monsters, environments and themes of Silent Hill – violence, punishment, redemption, sexuality, death and humanity.

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Monstrous Identity: Monsters and their LGBTQ Fans

Monsters have always been a prominent part of the games we play; the moblins of Zelda, the demons and darkspawn of Dragon Age, the orcs of Shadow of Mordor, even the grues of Zork – creatures of disparate biology, origin and motive that are clustered together because they are the inhuman enemy – the Other, a concept that is prevalent throughout fantasy and sci-fi genres in all media.

However, there has been a great deal of interest in art, academia and other avenues of exploring what “monsters” really are, how we as a society construct them, and what their relationship to humanity is – which has led to complex understandings of monstrosity that move beyond a simple catch-all category for anything deemed inhuman.

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The Netherhall Experiments

The Netherhall Experiments is an ongoing adult fiction series featuring a team of researchers in 1899, situated in the Netherhall estate of Carnlochry, Scotland, who are sent objects of occult and erotic significance for use in experiments. The story takes the form of a series of research reports, written by Dr. Vishal Pasi, documenting his and his colleagues’ experiments with each “experimand”.

The Netherhall Experiments is available for patrons to read on Patreon. The next update will be Chapter II – Weyset’s Gaol.

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Monstrous Lore: Wallflower Firbolgs

In the quiet, abandoned places in the city, where the weeds grow tall and the vines hang low, it’s possible to detect traces of the hidden societies of wallflower firbolgs. Elusive and secretive, these firbolgs spend their days cultivating the growth of nature in between the cracks of urban life, their reclamations of space standing against the totalising influence of civilisation and the state. Wallflower Firbolgs are also referred to as urban firbolgs, or city firbolgs.

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Monstrous Lore: Neapolitan Gnolls

Sometimes reviled, but often envied, neapolitan gnolls are well known for their enticingly decadent lifestyles and outré appearances, and have carved a niche out for themselves in villages, towns and cities as unorthodox, foppish bohemians. These gnolls struggle with their supernatural hunger as much as any other, but have adapted a means of sublimating it into their eccentric, dandyish behaviour and satiating it with their hedonistic festivals. Neapolitan gnolls are also referred to as metropolitan gnolls, urbane gnolls, and burgher gnolls. Continue reading “Monstrous Lore: Neapolitan Gnolls”